WWI Guards Division Forum

Has anyone else managed to get Zenta upset when talking about the Kaiser's withered arm?
You have to remind him that the Kaiser got his withered arm from playing with himself.
At the last event, I got Zenta so upset that he jumped out of his chair all red faced and screamed that "the Irish scr_w sheep."
I had to remind him that would be the Scots because Scotland and sheep both start with an "s."
The old guys sitting around were laughing so hard they had tears coming down their faces.
I think Max's group would have just shot me.

Has this happened to anyone else?

LMAO!!!


I still have yet to be captured, although I was almost taken captive on friday night when the germans infiltrated our trench but alas I was saved by a group of buffs as i was being led out of the trench.

Bomber Macgregor

That is a riot! The only story that even comes close is when the guard told Drew before he went in that he goes easy on Marxists. Drew went in the room, told him he was a Marxist and the yelling and shouting commenced. From where I was looking through the half open door, I heard a shot saw the chair fall over, and then they called me in as they dragged Drew out. That was a story that made its way around the campfire that night!

Good times Sir James, Good times. I can totally see you doing that Walsh. Although I am not sure about the Scots, I think the Kraut may have it right.....

Hey Drew,

go eat some COMBO's LOL

The baron shot you as a spy for lack of paper work.
We gotta get your B217 form filled out WAY before the next event.
Something for you to do over Christmas break!!
I would like to send everyone a copy before the next event.
They ain't the prettiest but it keeps the baron pre-occupied.

Corporal Walsh

Sounds like a good plan, and don't EVER knock the combo's!!!

go eat some COMBO's LOL

LOLOLOLOL. Hey I hear At The Front sells B217 forms...

Thinking about it after the event, a better come back to the Baron's comment on "the Irish Guards F_ _ King sheep" would have been
"AT LEAST IT DOESN"T GIVE YOU A WITHERED ARM LIKE THE KAISERS!!!!""" LOL

Store that in your memory banks for next time lads!!!

I had him so pissed off last time that he was slammed his book on the table and glared at me.
I had to point out to him that he had knocked over his photo of the Kaiser. LOL

Also, for next time, carry a deck of cards with you and ask him if he'd like to play. Then pull out a wad of German money and say that you won it from playing cards with Hans in no mans land!!! This could be the start of a great tradition. It sent the Baron balistic when I tried to bribe him with my Jerry money last time.

I looked on the website, "At The Front."

I was un-able to find any B-217 forms.
Would someone else like to take a look?
Kind of give me a "sanity check" on this item.

I still say:
1) mail out the ones that I have blanked out,
2) fill out your own before the next event.

They may not be the prettiest, but they will give the Baron something to look at and maybe even save you from getting shot.

I don't think they are there at At the Front either Steve.

As for the form, it would be awesome if anyone who was any good with either Photoshop or some other computer program, who could clean up the form and make it look like an original. If anyone is interested in a scanned copy of the form either to print out or clean up, let me know and I can send it to you.

Jim